Did everyone notice? Baseball started. Now I can finally procrastinate again.
In memory of losing FireJoeMorgan over the winter, here's a baseball-announcing puzzle.
Sunday, March 1st, bottom of the ninth, Twins-RedSox, two out, two on, Twins down by one. One Dustin Martin steps up to the plate. Since it's Spring Training and there are often whole games where I hardly know who anyone is, I wait with great anticipation for that ever helpful stat box to pop up. Here's what it said:
1-1; AVG: .750; RBI: 1; OBP: .667.
Is there any scenario in which this is possible? Ready ... go!
Oh, and lest our favorite label meet its end, the aptly surnamed Red Sox closer of the day, Hunter Jones, was slinging a textbook Classic Jones.