Thursday, April 03, 2008

Dear Tigers,

In case you hadn't noticed, you just got swept by the Royals, and your potent offense scored a grand total of five runs during the series. Also, Granderson, Sheffield, and Cabrera are already hurt.

Sincerely,
The Pessimist

2 comments:

Ashleigh said...

ouch

The Testostercone said...

...and now, Oh Tigers, you are the only winless team in the majors. And did we mention it was the Royals?